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Mousebender: Brie, Rocquefort, Pont-l'Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Sant-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Boursin, Bresse-Bleue, Perle de Chambagne, Camembert?
Wensleydale: Ah! We do have some Camembert, sir.
Mousebender: You do. Excellent.
Wensleydale: It's a bit runny, sir.
Mousebender: Oh, I like it runny.
Wensleydale: Well, as a matter of fact, it's *very* runny, sir.
Mousebender: No matter. No matter. Hand over le fromage de la Belle France qui s'appelle Camembert, s'il vous plait.
Wensleydale: I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.