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Cheese Shop!

Mousebender: Well let's keep it simple, how about Cheddar?
Wensleydale: Well I'm afraid we don't get much call for it around these parts.
Mousebender: No call for it? It's the single most popular cheese in the world!
Wensleydale: Not round these parts, sir.
Mousebender: And pray what is the most popular cheese round these parts?
Wensleydale: Ilchester, sir.
Mousebender: I see.
Wensleydale: Yes, sir. It's quite staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.
Mousebender: Is it?
Wensleydale: Yes, sir. It's our number one best seller.
Mousebender: Is it?
Wensleydale: Yes, sir.