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Cheese Shop!

Mousebender: No, that figures. It was pretty predictable, really. It was an act of pure optimism to pose the question in the first place. Tell me something, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale: Yes, sir.
Mousebender: Now I'm going to ask you that question once more, and if you say 'no', I'm going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: (Shoots him) What a senseless waste of human life.