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Leeches (oom-do-wop)

Leeches are a formulary item at the University of Maryland Medical Center. Wow.

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(Anonymous)
Mar. 4th, 2003 10:38 pm (UTC)
Black Adder
Black Adder was correct, what you need is a "Course Of Leeches". It cures everything.

(D=Doctor,E=Black Adder)

D: No, it's all part of the service. I think you're in luck though. An
extraordinary new cure has just been developed for exactly this kind
of sordid problem.
E: It wouldn't have anything to do with leeches, would it?
D: I had no idea you were a medical man.
E: Never had anything you doctors didn't try to cure with leeches. A
leech on my ear for ear ache, a leech on my bottom for constipation.
D: They're marvellous, aren't they?
E: Well, the bottom one wasn't. I just sat there and squashed it.
D: You know the leech comes to us on the highest authority?
E: Yes. I know that. Dr. Hoffmann of Stuttgart, isn't it?
D: That's right, the great Hoffmann.
E: Owner of the largest leech farm of Europe.

...Fuzz
storvik
Mar. 5th, 2003 03:47 am (UTC)
Re: Black Adder
E: You really are a quack, aren't you?
D: I'd rather be a quack than a ducky!
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