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Reality TV!

First you get a house...a big one.
Then you get some Jews. Rabbis, every single one of 'em.
Some Reform...
Some Conservative...
Some Reconstructionist...
Some Orthodox...
Some Chasidic...yeah, get both Lubovitch and Satmar...that'll be fun...
So...you got your 70 Jews in one house...and they're all Rabbis...and they can leave when they can agree on any one thing. Reality TV, here we come!

Oh, the name of the show? Sanhedrin!


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Aug. 4th, 2003 06:50 am (UTC)
I can't quite tell you how long it will take, but I see the following:

"Gentlemen, I think we can all agree that this was a bad idea. Let's go home."
Aug. 4th, 2003 07:09 am (UTC)
Re: Unanimity
"No, no...we can make this work!"
"But we have no food!"
"Okay, okay...we'll continue the discussion over Chinese..."
"No, not Chinese! We had that yesterday!"
And so on, until the heat-death of the universe...
Aug. 4th, 2003 07:58 am (UTC)
Aug. 4th, 2003 02:00 pm (UTC)
I like it!
And I'm thinking that this could be combined with betting: guess which Rabbi's opinion will win! And I don't just mean on Major Religious Issues. I mean on things like dinner and who is going to take out the trash.

I'm sure there are drinking games in this idea, too...the downside is that you have to drink shots of Mogen David.

Aug. 4th, 2003 02:20 pm (UTC)
Re: I like it!
Combining halachic discussion with betting and booze? Jon, I like the way you think!
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