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"Hi, can I speak to Mr. Cohen?"
"Yes."
"This is James from ADT Security Systems. We're giving away 10 free security systems in your neighborhood. We've given away 8 so far. You're next on our list. Do you already have a security system?"
"Yes."
"What brand do you have?"
"Smith & Wesson."
"Are you happy with that brand?"
(Now I'm nonplussed, because he didn't react.) "Yes."
"Thank you, sir. Have a good day."

Did he not hear me, or does he not know what S&W is? Weird...

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sethcohen
Jul. 8th, 2004 10:16 am (UTC)
Heh. We fooled him! We have nothing to steal! And most of our belongings are cleverly camouflaged in boxes!
bodnej
Jul. 9th, 2004 04:00 pm (UTC)
Or, conversely, in easy-to-steal, ready-packed morsels!
sethcohen
Jul. 9th, 2004 04:47 pm (UTC)
You didn't carry those boxes. They're not exactly easy to carry, let alone steal. Apparently, everything we own is made of depleted uranium.

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