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*ring* *ring*

"Hi, can I speak to Mr. Cohen?"
"This is James from ADT Security Systems. We're giving away 10 free security systems in your neighborhood. We've given away 8 so far. You're next on our list. Do you already have a security system?"
"What brand do you have?"
"Smith & Wesson."
"Are you happy with that brand?"
(Now I'm nonplussed, because he didn't react.) "Yes."
"Thank you, sir. Have a good day."

Did he not hear me, or does he not know what S&W is? Weird...


Jul. 8th, 2004 03:23 am (UTC)
Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click interface.
Jul. 8th, 2004 10:22 am (UTC)
I actually do have a S&W .357, but I'm trying to sell it. I figure the katana's good enough security for people who aren't scared enough by my immensity or my hairiness. I've grown the beard out somewhat...don't think I've caught up to you, but I'm closer than I was before.
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Jul. 8th, 2004 05:15 pm (UTC)
Relax, relax
You're safe. I no longer have minions in upstate NY.