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*ring* *ring*

"Hi, can I speak to Mr. Cohen?"
"This is James from ADT Security Systems. We're giving away 10 free security systems in your neighborhood. We've given away 8 so far. You're next on our list. Do you already have a security system?"
"What brand do you have?"
"Smith & Wesson."
"Are you happy with that brand?"
(Now I'm nonplussed, because he didn't react.) "Yes."
"Thank you, sir. Have a good day."

Did he not hear me, or does he not know what S&W is? Weird...


Jul. 8th, 2004 04:33 am (UTC)
Its the worst when shock humor falls flat.
Jul. 8th, 2004 10:26 am (UTC)
I have other telemarketer stories. The best one was the one my dad did to someone.

*ring* Hello, Mr. Cohen?
This is Sears. We'd like to offer you a credit card...interested?
(They'd called during dinner. Nothing Dad hates more than being interrupted during dinner.)
Maybe...can you tell me about the card?
*telemarketer talks for a while* So, Mr. Cohen, are you interested?
Maybe...you interrupted me during masturbating. Can you talk for a bit longer? I was almost done.

Yes, Dad is evil.
Jul. 8th, 2004 04:00 pm (UTC)
*Dead Ljers' hubby is amused by story when he wanders past, wondering where his waffles are*
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Jul. 8th, 2004 05:34 pm (UTC)
You are welcome to it, I animated it myself. Or perhaps you'd like it with a different background color?