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*ring* *ring*

"Hi, can I speak to Mr. Cohen?"
"This is James from ADT Security Systems. We're giving away 10 free security systems in your neighborhood. We've given away 8 so far. You're next on our list. Do you already have a security system?"
"What brand do you have?"
"Smith & Wesson."
"Are you happy with that brand?"
(Now I'm nonplussed, because he didn't react.) "Yes."
"Thank you, sir. Have a good day."

Did he not hear me, or does he not know what S&W is? Weird...


Jul. 8th, 2004 10:16 am (UTC)
That's a good theory.

I have another: it could be bunnies. Or maybe midgets.
Jul. 8th, 2004 02:14 pm (UTC)
Er, if you ever come across anything that involves bunnies and midgets, do let me know. Even if it isn't a security system (we're a Glock family, ourselves), my husband would love it. ;)
Jul. 8th, 2004 05:15 pm (UTC)
Not a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan?
You need to see the episode "Once More, With Feeling". Bunnies and midgets are both of prime importance there...
Jul. 8th, 2004 07:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Not a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan?
Hrm ... haven't watched the show in years and was never a big follower of it. However, my husband will surely be interested in a bunnies-n-midgets episode.