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Goofy Rosh Hashana stuff

Okay, I can see eating something sweet on Rosh Hashana to have a sweet year.
I've been told that you should avoid sleeping during the daytime on Rosh Hashana to avoid having a sleepy year. I think that's silly.

This is could get really out of hand. That's why I'm asking you, the silly people I know, to give me a list of things I should or should not do to help this coming year be good. Talk amongst yourselves.


Sep. 15th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)

shower - avoid a clean year.
get rained on - avoid a wet year
use an umbrella - avoid a drought
diet - avoid a hungry year
eat - avoid a fat year
spend money - avoid a bankrupt year
watch tv - avoid a brain-dead year
hop on one foot while juggling 3 oranges and singing the national anthem of Venezuela - people will think you're sober. (see The Man With Two Brains for more info)

have fun - avoid a boring year
take out the trash - avoid a junky (and smelly) year
eat at joe's - he needs the money
take over the world - avoid being ruled by the unjust... be the unjust ruler.