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Goofy Rosh Hashana stuff

Okay, I can see eating something sweet on Rosh Hashana to have a sweet year.
I've been told that you should avoid sleeping during the daytime on Rosh Hashana to avoid having a sleepy year. I think that's silly.

This is could get really out of hand. That's why I'm asking you, the silly people I know, to give me a list of things I should or should not do to help this coming year be good. Talk amongst yourselves.


Sep. 16th, 2004 01:01 am (UTC)
Things not to do to your Mr Roboto... (a new year prototype)
Let's see: (some of these might be off cannon, but my heretical self woud say these are the prescedents for a good year. You obviously couldn't do everything on the list, but pick your favorites...)

Don't read spam, who needs any more of that, heck don't even check your email if it isn't filtered.

Don't eat spam... oh, wait, your kosher... 8-)

Don't use any patented software.

Don't use any Microsoft software.

Don't do any auto repair... don't even wipe the windows, you don't want to set any prescidents...

Look at nature, apreciate nature, but don't go out into it.

Find someone who needs a hug or a kind word and give them one.

Really pay attention to someone who, at first glance, probably doesn't merrit it.

Go to the store or some place where someone's job is to serve you, be their best customer of the day, or at least make them smile. (it's good to set prescedent for someone else's year too... 8-)

Give your spouse or S.O. ten minutes of your undevided attention, then bring them waffles (or some other frivilous food or small material comfort), it represents all sorts of good prescident.

Take a bug out of your house, maybe the'll all leave... 8-)

Don't reboot your computer, if it hangs just turn it off, you don't want to reward bad behavior.

Kill Zombies (your choice of games), the future doesn't need zombies.

Indulgue yourself in a minor comfort (buy yourself a small toy), indulge someone else in a large comfort (buy someone else a bigger toy).

Deny yourself a large indulgence; I mean look at something you wan't and say not today instead of "i can't aford that".

Bring a friend into your home, and also invite someone you know can't make it, you home should be open to both groups.

Put something _NICE_, something useful, something you still _LIKE_ and wear, into a clothing donation box.

Put gas in your car and/or pay someone elses toll at a booth.

Laugh at something stupid.

Don't laugh at something _really_ stupid. 8-)

Tell someone something they need to hear, even if it is just yourself.

Take a hot bath or spend a little time doing nothing at all.

Stop you dog from barking... pet it... play with the cat... whatever is apporpriate. 8-)

Pull up your pants and leave them there, nobody needs a year of butt-clevage. 8-)

Pay off a credit card.

Don't talk about your health, or astroturf... 8-)

Make a list of ten things you ought to do, but probably never will, and then decide that's ok.

Do a job that only ought to be done part-way, and stop when you've done that part.

Shower someone with confetti.

(that ought to do it for now... Enjoy 8-)