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Early morning zombie

I just misread a box of cereal as "whole brain" rather than "whole grain". Brains...


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Jun. 9th, 2005 11:06 am (UTC)
mmm... I love that cereal from General Kills... Yummy. Did you know they are from Battle Creek Mich.?
Jun. 9th, 2005 12:17 pm (UTC)
Ah, the old cereal conspiracy.

Captain Crunch indeed.
Jun. 9th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC)
It worries me that both of you could be cereal killers. I'm not sure that I need to worry about it. They say cereal killers could look like anyone...and well, neither of you look like just anyone. You look like gwiii and allah_sulu. That narrows things down a bit.
Jun. 9th, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC)
I'd ask if that made some zombies 'cereal killers'...
...but its probably more important to find out if the Atkin's diet has finaly gone 'too far'...
Jun. 9th, 2005 12:36 pm (UTC)
Re: I'd ask if that made some zombies 'cereal killers'...
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain on drugs with a side of bacon and hash browns. Mmm...brains. Real food for real people.

Oh, and Dr. Atkins brain was tasty...
Jun. 9th, 2005 12:37 pm (UTC)
Give me the brain! There's one for free in that specially-marked box of cereal...
Jun. 9th, 2005 01:44 pm (UTC)
Genius! Brilliant!
Say, why haven't we made a cereal shaped like brains? We could call it "Brain Food"!
Jun. 9th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Genius! Brilliant!
"Raisin Brain"

Two scoops of cerebellum in every box!
Jun. 9th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Genius! Brilliant!
Hunh. Raisins do look a bit like brains. Doesn't have the same ring though. Imagine a zombie going "Raisins!"
Jun. 9th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
Re: Genius! Brilliant!
Two scoops!
Jun. 9th, 2005 01:56 pm (UTC)
I am a cereal girl living in a cereal world.
Jun. 9th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
Eh, the whole matter is immaterial.
Jun. 9th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
Always after me Lucky Star?
Jun. 9th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
Why of course, I am like a virgin, after all
Jun. 9th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
You didn't let anyone get into the groove yet?
Jun. 9th, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
Listen, Papa don't Preach...
Jun. 9th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
But family values are in vogue right now!
Jun. 10th, 2005 01:06 pm (UTC)
I am waiting for someone True Blue
Jun. 10th, 2005 01:08 pm (UTC)
They can't just be borderline, they have to be crazy for you?
Jun. 10th, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC)
No, They have to take me to La Isla Bonita for a Holiday and give me Fever to Justify my love.
Jun. 10th, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
How much chance is there of that happening? Like a prayer, maybe... If you do run off with a tall dark stranger like that, I hope you live to tell us how it went.
Jun. 9th, 2005 02:51 pm (UTC)
How many whole human brains can they really fit in a box of whole brain cereal anyway? Maybe they're using whole mouse brains.
Jun. 9th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
Could be, could be...
Or, they could be stupid person brains. Those are often smaller.
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