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Cheese Shop!

Mousebender (smiling grimly): I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Wensleydale: Yes, sir. (bends below the countertop and reappears) Oh...
Mousebender: What?
Wensleydale: The cat's eaten it.
Mousebender: Has he?
Wensleydale: She, sir.
Mousebender: Gouda?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: Edam?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: Caithness?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: Smoked Austrian?
Wensleydale: No.