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And in today's weather

It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
Bumped his head
And he went to the hospital
And he had a CT scan
And they determined he had a concussion.

Yeah, it doesn't scan as well as the original, but that sometimes happens when you update things for the modern world. This one's a lot more reassuring than the old one. I'd rather know that I had a concussion than bumping my head and going to bed.

*10:53am edit*
I thought of some more lines.
And they determined he had a concussion.
They kept him for observation
He stayed overnight
His chart said "treated and released".

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leahmiriam
Apr. 7th, 2006 10:22 am (UTC)
You so work at a hospital :)
sethcohen
Apr. 7th, 2006 10:55 am (UTC)
It's worse
I thought of some more lines. See the original post for the edit.

And yes, yes I do.
paigedayspring
Apr. 7th, 2006 10:31 am (UTC)
Its' raining here-wait, did you really bump your head?
allah_sulu
Apr. 7th, 2006 11:18 am (UTC)
Looking at your icon
I am the very model of a vigilante maniac
I've nemeses like the Mad Hatter, the Joker, and Brainiac
I beat up all the bad guys just to beat my demons personal
And deny rumours that I give to Robin semen internal

[OK, I'm going to stop right now]
sethcohen
Apr. 7th, 2006 11:21 am (UTC)
Re: Looking at your icon
Yes, stopping now would be a good thing. For us all.
allah_sulu
Apr. 7th, 2006 11:22 am (UTC)
Re: Looking at your icon
I suspect that stopping fifteen minutes ago would have been even better.
paigedayspring
Apr. 7th, 2006 02:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Looking at your icon
*is dead*
Is this an allah original??
allah_sulu
Apr. 7th, 2006 02:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Looking at your icon
Is this an allah original??

Yes. So is this.

Also, how badly does it bode for me that haven't stopped giggling since I read it? *snortgiggle*

I don't know. I also don't know why WayneCorp lawyers want to speak with me...
paigedayspring
Apr. 7th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Looking at your icon
Also, how badly does it bode for me that haven't stopped giggling since I read it? *snortgiggle*
sethcohen
Apr. 7th, 2006 11:20 am (UTC)
I have not bumped my head, recently, in my memory. Of course, this could all be an illusion...
allah_sulu
Apr. 7th, 2006 11:23 am (UTC)
When it comes to bumping your head and concussions, your memory becomes unreliable.
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