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July 7th, 2004

*ring* *ring*

"Hi, can I speak to Mr. Cohen?"
"Yes."
"This is James from ADT Security Systems. We're giving away 10 free security systems in your neighborhood. We've given away 8 so far. You're next on our list. Do you already have a security system?"
"Yes."
"What brand do you have?"
"Smith & Wesson."
"Are you happy with that brand?"
(Now I'm nonplussed, because he didn't react.) "Yes."
"Thank you, sir. Have a good day."

Did he not hear me, or does he not know what S&W is? Weird...

For allah_sulu

I'd say, "Name that tune", but it should be pretty obvious.

Where is vodka?
Where is vodka?
Need a drink
Need a drink
Make me a martini
Don't make it too teeny
Drink, drink, drink...

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  • 22 Nov 2017, 02:20
    Hey, nice to see you! Sorry you're feeling cruddy. :-(

    I've migrated to Dreamwidth, FYI. Same user name.
  • 16 Oct 2015, 17:58
    I am actually feeling MUCH better but have a lingering hacking cough which is more annoying than anything, except when I'm trying to sleep or hide it (i.e. in professional settings)
  • 16 Oct 2015, 16:17
    I hope you feel better soon, too. I felt better first thing this morning. Then I must have been turned into Wile E. Coyote, because the Road Runner ran me over with a truck. Bleargh.
  • 16 Oct 2015, 14:06
    feel better. I think i had/have somethign like that too...not sure if it's flu but it's not going away. I hope yours disappears quickly.
  • 28 Jul 2014, 03:50
    Oh, I'm so sorry you have to be parted from your kitty.

    (Move? I seem to have missed something.)
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