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May 29th, 2016

This is what happens when I try to read LJ

Sam: (blithers at me for about five minutes on Sonic, Chuck, and all things speedster-specific related to media he enjoy)
Me: Sam, please leave me alone. I'm just trying to cool off.
Sam: Have you put your new bed together yet?
Me: No.
Sam: Are there beds bigger than a king-size bed?
Me: Yes.
Sam: Do you fit in them?
Me: Yes. But I fit in a king-size bed, so why would I need a bigger bed?
Sam: Are you bigger than a king?
Me: Probably.
Sam: Then why don't you need a bed bigger than a king-sized bed?
Me: Get out.