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Julian has superpowers

...but he's not using them for good.


Denier of Naptime!
Foe of Librarians!
Tormentor of Cats!
Demander of Sugary Snacks!
Disruptor of Conversation!
Destroyer of Organized Toys!
Distributor of Playground Sand found in Sneakers!

There's gotta be something programmable to create these...

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cecerose
Aug. 24th, 2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA.

This "tormentor of cats" thing is a bit over the edge, don't you think?

I mean, Librarians, I can understand.

Liberator of playground sand, quite commendable, but cat tormenting...

Julian needs a *dog*. That's what I think.