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We're so sorry...Dr. Seuss

Sneeches (to the tune of "Peaches", by the Presidents of the United States of America)
by Seth Cohen
Apologies to Dr. Seuss

Goin' to the country, gonna flim-flam me some Sneeches
Goin' to the country, gonna flim-flam me some Sneeches
Goin' to the country, gonna flim-flam me some Sneeches
Goin' to the country, gonna flim-flam me some Sneeches

Sneeches live in a land
Gonna give them all a hand
To lose all their hard earned cash
And if they figure out that I
am just a clever con-job guy
Their belly-stars they will not dye...

Goin' to the country, gonna flim-flam me some Sneeches
Goin' to the country, gonna fleece me a lot of Sneeches
Goin' to the country, gonna flim-flam me some Sneeches
Goin' to the country, gonna fleece me a lot of Sneeches

Built me a machine to do the stuff
Drove it there, it looks real buff
And dreamed about that moolah
Stuffed a Sneech way down inside
put a star on his front side
Now he thinks he's a way cool guy

Millions of dollars, dollars for me
Millions of dollars, from Sneeches to me
Millions of dollars, dollars for me
Millions of dollars, from Sneeches to me

Wa-hoo!

Comments

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morganminstrel
May. 1st, 2002 11:44 am (UTC)
that was....
...frighteningly brilliant.

Reminds me of "The Spirit of Potatoes...." ;-)
sethcohen
May. 1st, 2002 03:42 pm (UTC)
Re: that was....
The Spirit of Potatoes? Isn't that vodka? 8^)

Oh, and by the way, thanks!

Oh, and by the way...happy birthday (tomorrow, that is...)
fheyd
May. 1st, 2002 09:37 pm (UTC)
don't know what Dr. Seuss' impression would be, but i personally like it ;)
sethcohen
May. 2nd, 2002 06:17 am (UTC)
Thanks! Woo hoo! 8^)
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