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I had trouble falling asleep last night.
I drank some vodka.
I took some Benadryl.
I did not want to wake up this morning.
After stumbling downstairs, I started the machine.
It gave me the stuff of life.
(say it with me)
Coffee! Yay!
I'm awake. Okay, I'm still not legal to drive, but I'm getting there. Sugar and caffeine. Woo hoo! There's hope again for the universe, because it has coffee in it!

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(no subject) - fheyd - Oct. 16th, 2001 11:46 am (UTC) - Expand
sethcohen
Oct. 16th, 2001 11:51 am (UTC)
Re:
Yep, read it. I specifically avoided quoting from it to avoid cultural relevency issues, e.g. "Too Much Coffee Man? What's that?" 8^)
(no subject) - yermie - Oct. 23rd, 2001 09:11 pm (UTC) - Expand
sethcohen
Oct. 24th, 2001 03:19 am (UTC)
Re: TMCM!!! and Espresso Boy!
Awesome. That goes right up there with Bob the Angry Flower! http://www.angryflower.com
(no subject) - yermie - Oct. 24th, 2001 04:46 pm (UTC) - Expand
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