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A quick note

There's too much to write about, and not enough time to do it. I'd like to post something of substance, but this'll have to do.



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(no subject) - yermie - Nov. 7th, 2002 10:54 am (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 7th, 2002 09:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Conquest of the eastern Seaboard
Elastic, and spray adhesive. If you need specific ingredients, I can make recommendations.

(no subject) - yermie - Nov. 8th, 2002 08:22 am (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 10th, 2002 05:11 am (UTC)
Re: Conquest of the eastern Seaboard
Have the snakes only attack downhill. That way the teflon is an advantage.

Import all of our checkers from San Francisco or Gay Paris. That'll teach 'em.

I recommend promotions for all in the hedgehog brigade. Fascinating work. In the meantime, recruit more mercenaries disguised as orange traffic barrels. They blend in so well, and will be able to discourage troop movements on this nation's highways.

Keep up the good work, General. I look forward to your next report.
(no subject) - yermie - Nov. 11th, 2002 09:01 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - yermie - Nov. 11th, 2002 09:08 am (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 11th, 2002 06:09 pm (UTC)
Re: Conquest of the eastern Seaboard
Good job. It was time for the SWATCH brigade.

Nov. 11th, 2002 06:08 pm (UTC)
Re: Conquest of the eastern Seaboard
But please watch out for the carnivorous blancmanges. And the grannies. And the baby snatchers. But I digress.

Helmets approved. As well as rubber cement. And little chocolate donuts. Mmm...donuts.

As for the coconut situation, I have reassigned Col. Jones, Gen. Gilliam, Cap. Chapman, Ensign Idle and Corporal Cleese to aid you. I think you'll approve of the violence inherent in the system.

Good luck, and may Eris be playing with your enemies.

(no subject) - yermie - Nov. 19th, 2002 07:22 am (UTC) - Expand
Nov. 19th, 2002 08:33 am (UTC)
Re: Conquest of the eastern Seaboard
I'm pleased with the news suppression you have performed. I've heard no news at all, aside from you! Your stealth capabilities are quite impressive.

Tell the snakes "no problem", and ask them to clear up my plumbing problems for me if they get a free minute.

I will be having Secret Agent Sam "The Butcher" contact you regarding cost-effective wildebeest disposal. When he calls, he will identify himself as "Alice's husband". He's a mean man with a cleaver, so don't get on his bad side.

Looking forward to your next progress report. Keep up the chaotic work.
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