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A quick note

There's too much to write about, and not enough time to do it. I'd like to post something of substance, but this'll have to do.



Nov. 19th, 2002 07:22 am (UTC)
Re: Conquest of the eastern Seaboard

Excellent news sir! The pythonites have brought a troupe of rabid squirrels with them, who saw the coconuts and went even wilder. We scored a tremendous victory over our enemy. They seem rather good at this sort of thing, even if they tend to walk strangely...

Plus, the snake boys have recommended that we support "Kevin Phillips BONG" (the slightly silly candidate) in the next election. I told them that they were a few weeks late with that, but it's ok. Apparently they wanted to add it as a write in during the re-re-re-count.

In other news, the advance hedgehogs have reported that the enemy are mobilizing the wildebeast contingent, and may try to bring forth a Stampede over our troops. I have assigned more traffic cones with additional paint, so we can redirect the herd over nearby cliffs, or even back at our opponent. Plus, we now have a large contingent of street signs in our arsenal. We can not only redirect traffic, we can set up signs to cause others to get traffic citations (running stop signs, wrong way on 1 way streets, etc...). The current plan is to set up a 1 way dead end street, and direct the enemy troops there.

Doughnuts were a hearty morale boost sir! Thank you sir! More info as it becomes available...

Going down in all the right ways,
General Disarray
Nov. 19th, 2002 08:33 am (UTC)
Re: Conquest of the eastern Seaboard
I'm pleased with the news suppression you have performed. I've heard no news at all, aside from you! Your stealth capabilities are quite impressive.

Tell the snakes "no problem", and ask them to clear up my plumbing problems for me if they get a free minute.

I will be having Secret Agent Sam "The Butcher" contact you regarding cost-effective wildebeest disposal. When he calls, he will identify himself as "Alice's husband". He's a mean man with a cleaver, so don't get on his bad side.

Looking forward to your next progress report. Keep up the chaotic work.